These
are my observations at the gym and my perspective on things. It's meant to be
taken as a joke so please don't take anything the wrong way. Enjoy...
The Narcissist
These guys do something as small as
5 push-ups and then run to the mirror and flex their biceps to asses the
"progress". It doesn't work that way sweetie. Sorry. These guys roll up their sleeves, pull
up their shirts, wink and nod in satisfaction at what they think they see.
We all know those guys that spend more time admiring themselves in the
mirror than actually exercising.
The Squawkers
People on the
phone. These people jabber on about nothing in particular on the phone
while trying to make sure that everyone within a 300 foot radius can hear
them. Nothing can block out the sound. Turning up your music doesn't
always do the trick. You are doomed and forced to listen to them ramble
about they ate for the past 3 weeks.
The Overly Curious
These
people will be on the treadmill or elliptical next to yours and peek at
your machine to see your time and how fast you're going. This actually happened to me twice this morning. Let's focus on
our own workout shall we?
Machine-Hogs
We've all seen those people that stay on
one machine for like a half hour. They primarily sit there
people-watching. They do 10 reps, rest for 5 minutes, and repeat. Your clothes will be out of style by the time it's finally your turn.
The Contagious Ones
People
that go to the gym when they're sick should really stay home. Coughing all
over the equipment is gross and could get other people sick. I go to the
gym to exercise and not to catch the bubonic plague thank you very much.
The Oblivious
These people will get on the treadmill right next to yours when there are 10 other empty ones. Do they do it on purpose? (sometimes these people double as the Overly Curious identity above)
The Conversationalists
When someone is
on a machine near me and their friend comes along and they end up
having a long, loud conversation. This mostly happens with women in my gym
but guys do it too (just not as obnoxiously) All you hear is
"Ahhhh!!!!....OMG really?....He did what?....No
way!....Omg…Omg…Omg…ahhhh…I know right?...I love coming to the gym and
getting physically fit….I love doing like workouts and like
zumba…ahhhh!!!!!" Their vocabulary also is made up of the newest
gossip.
The Divas
Wearing too much
make-up at the gym…..ugh. Then when they have too much makeup on it ends up melting off their face and making their eyes look depressed.
The Future Chiropractor
Patient
The people that are clearly doing an exercise wrong and you know
they're going to break one of their limbs sometime within the week. They look like
they're breaking the laws of physics and using the equipment in ways that
really should not be used.
Overall,
I think we've all encountered these different identities when we've gone to the
gym. I am in no way trying to offend anyone. I'm just pointing out the
different people that I see at the gym. Hope it made you laugh. What annoys you at the gym?
~Amanda
